This AAA title is only in Early Access!! What follows is a list of features currently implemented in this title that shalt dethrone ELDEN RING!!! Also I know you all are DYING to donate to this masterful project but I don't need your FILTHY green paper so I disabled it.

• STUNNING 3D VISUALS!! (The third D is for the one in your mom after she sees I made this game)
• STATIC BACKGROUNDS!! Parallax is outdated!
• EXPLOSION ANIMATIONS!!
• Sweet relaxing silence... Feel free to hum your own music!! And if you need a reference for what the death explosion sounds like, queue a flight to Iran.
• REALISTIC PHYSICS!!! did u know that the acceleration of gravity on earth is -9.8m/s? well that's irrelevent bc my gaem isn't ON EARTH DUMBFUCK
• UNINTRUSIVE TUTORIALS!!! FUCK YOU POKEMON
• FLASHY TITLE CARDS!!!
• cool suns B)
• QUICK RESPAWN TIMES!!! (Elden ring could never!)
• LACK OF SCORE TALLYING!! This is intentional as it adds in a very complex new gameplay loop to this already masterful creation! Normal flappy bird is too easy because it always TELLS you your score, no room for interpretation or challenge! I took it upon my self to fix this fatal design flaw and introduce a creative challenge on top of this already harrowing game so you have to keep tally of your score whilst annihilating your mouse from playing this game for nearly 4000 hours.

UPCOMING FEATURES:

• MENUS!! Including a menu after death to select retry, main menu, or quack!
• PARALLAX BACKGROUNDS!! I know I said parallax is outdated but I mean like, gotta get that retro feeling ykno, sweet nostalgiaaaa
• SCORE TALLYING!! I will add an optional EASY mode that includes score tallying for all you weirdos that want everything done FOR YOU smh my ass
• STORY ELEMENTS!! This game will feature a full 90 million hour jrpg story like that you must complete every time you want to respawn, or pay a 5$ micro transaction, your choice!
• BANANAS BANANAS BANANAS BANANAS
• NOT KINKY TENTACLES
• A DAY NIGHT CYCLE
• AND MUCH MORE
• MUSIC
• SOUND EFFECTS
• kinky tentacles?

I hope this get's you excited for the long awaited 1.0 release of STUPID ASS FLAPPY BIRD CLONE IN GODOT cuz i sure am!!